Tested on arseholes, not animals! 

THE BEST bum butter, hands down (your pants.)

• Totally chemical free,100% natural ingredients.
• Pain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?
• Vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
• Antiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.
• PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)
• Vegan as hell.
• For all genders
• Does not repel sharks or polar bears.
• 100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.
• Made in the UK

Available in 100ml jar for £18 or  10ml travel size 'Butter Knobs' tester pots for £3.50!