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Happy Bottom Bum Butter - Chamois Cream

Happy Bottom Bum Butter - Chamois Cream

Happy Bottom Bum Butter - Chamois Cream

£3.50

Tested on arseholes, not animals! 

THE BEST bum butter, hands down (your pants.)

  • Totally chemical free,100% natural ingredients.
  • Pain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?
  • Vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
  • Antiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.
  • PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)
  • Vegan as hell.
  • For all genders
  • Does not repel sharks or polar bears.
  • 100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.
  • Made in the UK

Available in 100ml jar for £18 or  10ml travel size 'Butter Knobs' tester pots for £3.50!