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Happy Bottom Bum Butter Knob 10g

Happy Bottom Bum Butter Knob 10g

£3.50

Tested on arseholes not animals!

Sample size 10g of all-natural goodness. All members of LBK love this shit. Perfect size for travelling! 

Charlie the Bikemonger says.... This is a wonderful locally produced vegan chamois balm / bum butter.

  • 100% natural ingredients.
  • Vegan friendly
  • Pain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?
  • Vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
  • Antiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.
  • PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)
  • Tested in the most demanding conditions... in my shorts, on @rseholes and not on animals.
  • Vegan as hell.
  • Female friendly, it won't make your girly bits zing.
  • Does not repel sharks or polar bears.
  • 100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.
  • Made by two great people in their kitchen in Devon

Ingredients – Brassica Campestris Oil (that's Rapeseed Oil to you and me), Macadamia Ternifolia Seed Oil, Ecosoya Soy Wax CB135, Coconut Butter, Vegetable Glycerine, Canola Oil, Essential Clove Bud Oil (Eugenia Caryophyllus), Essential Tea Tree Oil, Essential Geranium (Egyptian) Oil.